Thursday, May 15, 2008

The List

Americans love lists. They can't resist reading rankings of things whether it be lists of greatest, worst, wealthiest, funniest, most influential, or sexiest. So in the spirit of America's love for the list, I have come up with my own list of the 100 most list-worthy people. In other words, I have ranked from 1 to 100 the people that most deserve to be on a list. Eligibility rules were simple: (1) The person must be either real or fictitious. (2) If real, the person must still be alive. (3) The person need not be a person at all. All other criteria is strictly confidential. So without further ado, below is a countdown the 100 Most List-worthy Individuals of 2008.

100. Ernest Borgnine
 99. Detective Harry Callahan
 98. Sandra Boynton
 97. Dr. Strangelove
 96. Brian Doyle-Murray
 95. Razor Shines
 94. Alan Greenspan
 93. Fredo Corleone
 92. Michael J. Fox
 91. Sonic the Hedgehog
 90. Tyra Banks
 89. Dbrickashaw Ferguson
 88. Kim Jong Il
 87. Fred Weasley
 86. Casey Kasem
 85. Laura Bush
 84. Billy Joel
 83. Robert McCall
 82. Dan Jansen
 81. Cheech Marin
 80. Lando Calrissian
 79. Dido
 78. Dida
 77. Stephenie Meyer
 76. Billy Zane
 75. Amelie Poulain
 74. Weird Al Yankovic
 73. Dan Quayle
 72. Delta Burke
 71. Dr. Egon Spengler
 70. Tim Kurkjian
 69. Willie Nelson
 68. Rocky Balboa
 67. Uwe Boll
 66. Uwe Blab
 65. Gloria Gaynor
 64. Patrick
 63. Derek Jacobi
 62. Ringo Star
 61. Warwick Davis
 60. Franka Potente
 60. Count Chocula
 58. Meatloaf
 57. John Astin
 56. Nausica√§ of the Valley of the Wind
 55. Dirk Benedict
 54. Rachel Ray
 53. David Bowie
 52. Jessica Rabbit
 51. Vidal Sassoon
 50. Edward Scissorhands
 49. Alex Tribeck
 48. Engelbert Humperdinck
 47. Ozzie Canseco
 46. Q
 45. Steve Buscemi
 44. Mischa Barton
 43. David St. Hubbins
 42. Barry Sanders
 41. Garth Algar
 40. Queen Elizabeth II
 39. Queen Latifah
 38. Colonel Mustard
 37. Jason Priestly
 36. Pl√°cido Domingo
 35. Ichiro
 34. Phyllis Lapin
 33. Jim Nantz
 32. Brigitte Bardot
 31. Detective Lennie Briscoe
 30. Fat Lever
 29. Lara Croft
 28. Vin Diesel
 27. Winnie the Pooh
 26. Ahmad Rashad
 25. Patrick Swayze
 24. Randy "Macho Man" Savage
 23. Lex Luthor
 22. Stephen Hawking
 21. Don LaFontaine
 20. Danielle Steel
 19. Dr. Emmett L. Brown
 18. Ivan Lendl
 17. Arthur Fonzarelli
 16. Melanie Chisholm
 15. Bat Boy
 14. Pauly Shore
 13. Chief Clancy Wiggum
 12. Antonin Scalia
 11. Sinbad
 10. Hobbes
  9. Edson Arantes do Nascimento
  8. Xena, Warrior Princess
  7. Dog the Bounty Hunter
  6. Buster Bluth
  5. Chuck Norris
  4. Rowlf
  3. Fabio
  2. The Most Interesting Man in the World
  1. Xuxa

Who am I missing? Who is ranked too high or too low? Let the debate begin.


Doug W. said...

A few years ago had a look alike thing with athletes and celebrities. I agreed with ESPN then, as I do now, Mike Bibby looks just like Bat Boy (#15 on the List).

Anonymous said...

Great list! Obviously I don't know your criteria, but no matter, Dirk Benedict should have been higher because he was in A-team and Battlestar Galactica.

Anonymous said...

How come I'm not on your list? I'm only the most legendary plus-size supermodel of all time.

morty said...

Sorry Emme, but I already had Delta Burke on the list and, well, you know.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing the fictitious people are allowed to be dead or Fredo Corleone, Fred Weasley and Detective Lennie Briscoe wouldn't be able to be on the list.